"What do mean you haven't ordered tickets yet, you &%#@!! Didn't I tell you not to wait until the last weekend?? Didn't you read the &%#@ reviews (below)?? We'll be lucky if we can even get two seats together, you &%#@!!!"

"David Mamet, Daniel Stern, and Portland's best theater company -- don't miss American Buffalo." -- Portland Mercury

"True's performance is explosive and genuinely frightening. He left me rattled for a half-hour after leaving the theater." -- Ben Waterhouse, Willamette Week

"This Third Rail production ... makes for riveting and disturbing theater." -- Richard Wattenberg, The Oregonian

Boy, he sounds mad. Fortunately there are still some tickets left. Better order yours now.