Eleanor is dying to have a baby. Richard is dying to ditch sex therapy. Nick is dying for a straight answer. Lisa is dying of guilt. Brian is dying over a trifle. And worst of all to the members of the Dead Funny Society, Benny Hill has just died. This is the West Coast premiere of a hysterical and heartbreaking comedy that is definitive Third Rail.

October 3 – October 26, 2008 at World Trade Center Theatre
Thursday – Saturday at 7:30pm and Sunday at 2pm

Welcome back to Leenane! Home of grave robbin’, drunk drivin’, bingo cheatin’, wife butcherin’, skull batterin’, poteen drinkin’ and Hill Street Blues. Third Rail is thrilled to return to this infamous little village and the scene of one of our most popular productions, The Lonesome West.

February 6 – March 1, 2009 at World Trade Center Theatre
Thursday – Saturday at 7:30pm and Sunday at 2pm

Teddy’s life has lost all meaning, and his wife has lost all patience. But when Arthur (one part Liberace, one part Casanova, one part George Plimpton, and possibly one little bitty part Michael Jackson) arrives in the middle of the night, Teddy might just give everything to return to a life of boredom. A feel-good, heartfelt, life-affirming production from Third Rail.

May 8 – May 31, 2009 at World Trade Center Theatre
Thursday – Saturday at 7:30pm and Sunday at 2pm